Men and Reality TV

I think TV programming has a direct correlation to the downfall of mankind.  When supposed “men” are watching shows like, ‘The Bachelor’, you might as well cash in what few chips you have left and call it a day.  There is no way this man is providing for a family unless he’s giving $5 blow … Continue reading

Why Are Kids Pussies These Days?

It might be maturity or old man syndrome, but it really feels like kids are huge pussies these days.  I’m not gonna do the whole, “When I was your age, I had to walk uphill to school, both ways, in the snow.” thing.  Mostly because I was raised in Texas where it snowed once every … Continue reading

Fat People In Bathing Suits

As I said in my last post, I went to Schlitterbaun with my family recently.  For those of you unfamiliar with Texas or that particular place here in the state, it’s a sort of German themed water park.  Overall not a bad place; my only complaint is that it is technically three water parks in … Continue reading

Tattoos and Waterparks

I took a family trip recently with my girlfriend, her daughter and our son; her mother, sister and her sister’s twin daughters came as well (thankfully they were in a separate car).  I cannot properly convey in the short space of this article how miserable that car ride was.  Between a 6 year old girl … Continue reading

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