McLawsuit, Ordered How You Like It
Do you think folks in the 1930’s used to say: “You know Bob, we sure have become a litigious society.” I don’t know for sure but I’m guessing people weren’t as sensitive as we are now, or perhaps as greedy; either way I’m not positive on exactly how stupidity works. What I am sure about, though, is our elected officials are having to create new laws (at least at home here in Texas) to stem the pandemic of frivolous litigation demanding millions in restitution for mental anguish and what not.
I associate this asinine behavior with the seemingly modern notion of ‘money for nothing’. From a previous post on reality TV, it’s not just the shows and the men who watch them that irritate me; it’s also the fame whores who want notoriety, money and “legitimate” acting careers simply by being a slut or a d-bag on camera. To semi-quote the character Michael Bolton from the movie Office Space, these idiots are a bunch of, “…no talent ass clown(s)”. Are the so called actors saying they belong on the same screen as Meryl Streep and Robert Di Nero because they knob gobbled a couple randoms on ‘Big Brother’ or tongue tapped some strange on the Bachelor? Not only no, but HELL NO!
These imbeciles have no love of the craft they profess to want; they just covet Angelina Jolie’s money, man and life. Reality stars are no different than 85% of people who file these frivolous lawsuits; they’re just the beautiful versions of the morons who are looking to punch their ticket into the easy life. These people don’t want to work for their money; they just want to steal it from the people who actually earn it. But hey, McDonald’s makes a billion dollars a day right? What’s the loss of a couple million to them? Or, I’m entitled to $4 million because my boss at Wal-Mart tried to hug me; you have no idea the mental anguish and physical pain I still feel from being violated by his giant paws. You can’t put a price on my mental well-being. I haven’t been able to work since the incident.
Meanwhile Corporal Conrad gets shot in the arm. He’s sent back state-side, medically discharged from the military and is left unable to even afford a beer to numb the pain of seeing his best friend die in Afghanistan. To make matters worse, he feels guilty having left his unit behind; but the cherry on top of this whole shit storm is the fact that he can’t even jerk off to the new ‘Bachelorette’ because his wounded arm is actually his masturbatory hand and there’s nothing he can do about it; no lawsuit for him.
Yet, Frank down the road fell in a pot-hole while walking down the street and sprained his ankle because he was texting his wife about the latest contestant on ‘So Who Wants To Marry A Socially And Morally Corrupt Douche Nugget Because He Has $1 million In Non-Liquid Assets’. Now Frank sues the city for $15 million for “pain and suffering”, plus he needs a new boat because fuck the city and its taxpayers. The ironic end to this situation is, due to Frank’s lawsuit, the city can’t afford to fix the pot-hole. How about doing me a favor next time Frank and just go play in traffic.
Realize, every time one of these companies get sued, it drives the price of goods up even further so that they have the ability to pay exorbitant sums of money to the morally inept bitch-tards who sue them. Thanks a lot you economically stunted rapist. That’s what you are; every time you sue for something as insane as shitty food, you are shedding light on my black-hole of infinite darkness with your metaphorical penis by costing me money that I earned!