Next On The News: You’re All Gonna Die
I don’t know if it’s just me, but it seems the news media has a way of introducing scary new “discoveries” lurking about our daily lives that are ready to leap out and murder us and our children on a daily basis. I wonder sometimes if they have a random-worry generator that pairs something terrifying … Continue reading
Left Lane Lolly-Gaggers
Obviously my post on ‘rules to follow when driving near me’ didn’t go viral and reach enough readers because I’m now having to reiterate in a post entirely of its own, requesting that you ass-clowns out there on the road stop being Sunday-drivers on the freaking freeway! I’m telling you this not only for my … Continue reading
Gerta and the Laggin’ Wagon
I’ve talked about rules to follow when driving near me a couple of times; now I want to talk about a specific type of vehicle on the freeway that truly causes me to consider suicide by concrete divider. There is not one other vehicle on the road today that induces more rage to spew from … Continue reading