My Un-Acceptance Speech
I want to thank ‘why i am here in a hand basket’ for graciously nominating me for that Versatile Blogger award thing. I unfortunately have to turn it down because honestly, I’m too lazy to list 7 things about myself that ya’ll might not know and I’m uncomfortable choosing people’s blogs over others. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to sound like a pretentious asshole (I mean I am, but not in this case), I’m just not that into blowing smoke up my own ass? Those of you who regularly read me (or used to), know that I blow tons of smoke and it’s always out my ears. I’d rather tell everyone that the person who nominated me has a pretty kick-ass blog. It’s small chunks of writing, filled immensely with dry wit, sarcasm, humor, sadness and real emotion…but mostly humor; she’s not a downer. Please, go check this woman out. Thank you.