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This blog is pretty much about alienating everyone who reads it. If you’re sensitive, don’t read it. If you get your feelings hurt easily, don’t read it. If everything offends you and you cry foul on anything not politically correct, DON”T FREAKING READ IT! I’m tired of living in a time where I’m constantly afraid to say the wrong thing because I’ll offend some miniscule group in society who have nothing better to do than bitch about everything in a deconstructive manner. I get the irony, I’m bitching right now; but I only bitch because that’s the only course of action left. I want to call my friend gay…but I don’t want to offend gay people. Even though personally, I don’t give a rat’s ass who you’re banging. Relationships suck no matter what equipment you’re using. I want to call my girlfriend retarded for chewing my ass out about the laundry…but I don’t want to offend the mothers of kids with Downs, despite the fact that it’s the mother who’s offended, not Corky. Do I bitch when my closest friends call me a terrorist? Hell no! I’m half Arab, it just wouldn’t be the same if they didn’t call me a dune coon.
So this is my site where I can bitch about all the stupid people in this world. So shut the ‘f’ up, drive better, don’t be so gross, learn some manners, don’t judge me by my appearance and quit being such God damned babies about every little thing. Enjoy!
Your blog kicks ass… Real talk
That’s greatly appreciated…makes me want to write something new for the first time in a long time.
Where has this website been all my life
Right here, just waiting for you to finally find it, Julie. Welcome home.
I think I’m going to like you Grayson, and I don’t give a shit what you say about yourself. I’m actually surprised that we haven’t met before.
I was greatly offended that you didn’t use more profanity and bash religion.
Don’t be pissed but I nominated you for the versatile blogger award. You need to write more. You have a great story to tell. Details are on my page.
Well thank you! When i can get to an actual computer with internet and not my phone; I’ll check it out. I appreciate it.
Hope all is well and the endeavors that keep you quiet here are going well. Miss your rants and look forward to more in the future.
Ugh…I’m barely writing at all anywhere. I think my manic phase for the year is over haha. But, I went ahead and wrote a little amalgamation of everything that makes me mad just for you. Next, I have to get around to reading everyone elses posts. I’m sorry I haven’t been around but thank you for thinking of me!
Classic blog. I like the honesty and hilarity. It is nice that you have a page for us to rant! You will see a lot of my rants over there. : )
I’m glad you like it. And hell yes, please come back and rant all you want. Get it out! Show the world what pisses you off (or at least the few people who check out my blog).
I want to start by saying . . . if you’d rather not participate, I totally understand. I have declined in the past myself. It is kind of a pain in the arse. That said.
I’m awarding you the Versatile Blogger Award because I like your blog and think others will too. As with everything in life, there are strings attached. 1) You are to give the award to 15 other bloggers you feel are deserving and notify them of the award. 2) Make a post thanking the person that gave you the award (moi’) and listing your 15 choices. Provide links to these 16 blogs in your post. 3) Lastly, in your post, list seven things the bloggy world doesn’t know about you.
Here is the info I was given for the graphic of the award to be used in your post.
Personally, I had trouble with it, so feel free to contact me if you need help.
The bottom line . . . whether you participate or not . . . I think you have a rockin’ blog.
Hope my readers enjoy your rants as much as I do. Added a link to you in my latest post 🙂
http://breakitdownpete.wordpress.com/2011/10/02/puting-your-blog-on-blast/
So- please don’t be angry with me, but I always look forward to reading your blog, and in that spirit I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. My GOD! Awards are so stupid, but you do deserve it. So take it and be happy, or not.
Details are in my post at http://wp.me/p1EiAO-cf Following the award guidelines, the post includes the other nominees that I feel are a must read and a little bit about their blogs.
At the end of the post are the instructions for picking up your award and a graphic suitable for framing, if you have a teeny tiny frame. I’ve also updated my blogroll with your blog.
Note: As an extra bonus, there’s a picture of me in the post when I was a Catholic Altar Boy. It’s a convenient wallet sized photo ready to print and carry as a constant reminder of how life can go oh so horribly wrong.
Good laugh with which to begin my weekend! Thanks!
Im glad I could help! And thank you for reading.
Check this out Jackson. http://lastcomicblogging.wordpress.com/about/
That’s awesome! Thank you sir! That’s really cool.
Stay the MAN! Killa! don’t forget to feed the women in the closet….
How did you know about the women…?
good stuff…i’ll be back…
Thank you…I appreciate the business!
I got a man crush on you! I fuckin love your blog. I also am a former U.S. MARINE 76-84 Semper fi I also have a half sleeve of ink. I know about parking tickets having grown up in the south bronx in N.Y. I feel the same about my brother man, which is why i started my blog to try and reach these soft young men and hopefully instill / teach some self worth to them. You sure your wife and mine are not related? I’ve had mine for 36 years. These are smart,funny rants i know you are a good husband and father. Who is also a mans – man. Think about a comedy tour…
Semper fi! It’s nice to see a fellow Marine on here! I was in Jan. 01′ to 06′. It’s also nice to see a real man who has the same values as I do! Haha, out wives might be related at least somewhere down the line. I’m sure they’re exactly the same. But congrats on 36 years, that is amazing and definitely not something you see anymore at all these days. I’m very happy for you and I hope my wife and I have the same fortune you and your wife do. Thanks for the compliments and I love your site as well. Us “menly men” have to stick to together and try to put this country back on track.