This blog is pretty much about alienating everyone who reads it. If you’re sensitive, don’t read it. If you get your feelings hurt easily, don’t read it. If everything offends you and you cry foul on anything not politically correct, DON”T FREAKING READ IT! I’m tired of living in a time where I’m constantly afraid to say the wrong thing because I’ll offend some miniscule group in society who have nothing better to do than bitch about everything in a deconstructive manner. I get the irony, I’m bitching right now; but I only bitch because that’s the only course of action left. I want to call my friend gay…but I don’t want to offend gay people. Even though personally, I don’t give a rat’s ass who you’re banging. Relationships suck no matter what equipment you’re using. I want to call my girlfriend retarded for chewing my ass out about the laundry…but I don’t want to offend the mothers of kids with Downs, despite the fact that it’s the mother who’s offended, not Corky. Do I bitch when my closest friends call me a terrorist? Hell no! I’m half Arab, it just wouldn’t be the same if they didn’t call me a dune coon.
So this is my site where I can bitch about all the stupid people in this world. So shut the ‘f’ up, drive better, don’t be so gross, learn some manners, don’t judge me by my appearance and quit being such God damned babies about every little thing. Enjoy!