SWAG Hag
I banged a hooker once. Oh…real quick; big sis, you might want to skip this post. Alright, where was I? Hooker banging, yes. In my formative years, when I was in the service, me and 5 other guys decided one drunken weekend to load up on Viagra and book it South into Tijuana…you know, to … Continue reading
Hell, Hate and the Helping Hand of Humanity
So…the human race sucks. Don’t worry; I include myself in the shenanigans of humanity. But honestly, we’re to the earth, as crack was to Whitney Houston…too soon? We are to the earth, as child rape was to the papacy; better? I’m not just speaking “hippy-like, mother earth, we’ve got to save nature” type thing; I … Continue reading
A Night I Never Remembered…The Stripper Chronicles
I went to the strip club the other night…allegedly. I’m not sure it counts though because I don’t remember being there, much less remember driving home. “Oh the humanity Grayson, the humanity,” I hear the voices saying. “How dare you drive home black-out drunk; you could have killed someone!” Shut the fuck up right now … Continue reading
Dan Dan, The Homophobic Chicken Man
This was written at the suggestion of my good friend KM. I’m not sure I fully went the direction she intended; but then again, I know I probably went too far left and alienated some friends…and family, who are on the other side as well. That said, fuck you all kindly, this is my blog…get … Continue reading
My Un-Acceptance Speech
I want to thank ‘why i am here in a hand basket’ for graciously nominating me for that Versatile Blogger award thing. I unfortunately have to turn it down because honestly, I’m too lazy to list 7 things about myself that ya’ll might not know and I’m uncomfortable choosing people’s blogs over others. Don’t get me wrong, I’m … Continue reading
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angry rant 