Ramblings of an Addict
I’ve been gone a while…I know; and I can’t promise I’m even really coming back; but I figured I’d write something just to let the one or two people who check, know I’m not dead. I’m undergoing a massive reformation. By massive, I mean ‘fuck-me-right-in-the-face, this-shit-is-hard’ kind of reformation. Who decided being healthy is cool? … Continue reading
Chubby Children and Fat-Fetish Pedophiles
Kids are fat these days. Repeat that sentence to yourself several times so that it both sinks in and desensitizes you to the supposed harshness of the phrase; because unfortunately it’s the cold hard truth. Due to factors I cannot even begin to cover, these little adorable bastards of western civilization are lazy. The causes … Continue reading