SWAG Hag

I banged a hooker once.  Oh…real quick; big sis, you might want to skip this post.  Alright, where was I? Hooker banging, yes.  In my formative years, when I was in the service, me and 5 other guys decided one drunken weekend to load up on Viagra and book it South into Tijuana…you know, to … Continue reading

Too Harsh?

Hmmm…apparently today’s post (Hate, Hell…) was a little TOO mean spirited.  To that I say…you know what blog you’re on, right?  Ok…just making sure.  But just to clarify…I don’t think that literally ALL people suck.  There’s a great group called Doctors Without Borders who do some GREAT work.  I set up a lifetime, monthly donation (pat … Continue reading

Hell, Hate and the Helping Hand of Humanity

So…the human race sucks.  Don’t worry; I include myself in the shenanigans of humanity.  But honestly, we’re to the earth, as crack was to Whitney Houston…too soon?  We are to the earth, as child rape was to the papacy; better? I’m not just speaking “hippy-like, mother earth, we’ve got to save nature” type thing; I … Continue reading

A Night I Never Remembered…The Stripper Chronicles

I went to the strip club the other night…allegedly.  I’m not sure it counts though because I don’t remember being there, much less remember driving home.  “Oh the humanity Grayson, the humanity,” I hear the voices saying.  “How dare you drive home black-out drunk; you could have killed someone!”  Shut the fuck up right now … Continue reading

Hotel Duval Can Suck My Hair Balls…With All Due Respect

I went on a business trip to Tallahassee Florida this week, and aside from being 3 blocks away from Florida State University – and more importantly, 2 blocks away from sorority row – I was excited about the hotel that had been booked by a co-worker of mine who was originally supposed to go in … Continue reading

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