Chubby Children and Fat-Fetish Pedophiles

Kids are fat these days.  Repeat that sentence to yourself several times so that it both sinks in and desensitizes you to the supposed harshness of the phrase; because unfortunately it’s the cold hard truth.  Due to factors I cannot even begin to cover, these little adorable bastards of western civilization are lazy.  The causes … Continue reading

Being A Parent Is Hard Work

Kids suck; there’s no two ways around it.  They suck the fun out of life for at least the first couple of years.  You can give me all the bologna you want about how they bring meaning to your life and make you want to be a better person but screw that; those little dream … Continue reading

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