SWAG Hag

I banged a hooker once.  Oh…real quick; big sis, you might want to skip this post.  Alright, where was I? Hooker banging, yes.  In my formative years, when I was in the service, me and 5 other guys decided one drunken weekend to load up on Viagra and book it South into Tijuana…you know, to … Continue reading

Hell, Hate and the Helping Hand of Humanity

So…the human race sucks.  Don’t worry; I include myself in the shenanigans of humanity.  But honestly, we’re to the earth, as crack was to Whitney Houston…too soon?  We are to the earth, as child rape was to the papacy; better? I’m not just speaking “hippy-like, mother earth, we’ve got to save nature” type thing; I … Continue reading

Hotel Duval Can Suck My Hair Balls…With All Due Respect

I went on a business trip to Tallahassee Florida this week, and aside from being 3 blocks away from Florida State University – and more importantly, 2 blocks away from sorority row – I was excited about the hotel that had been booked by a co-worker of mine who was originally supposed to go in … Continue reading

Dan Dan, The Homophobic Chicken Man

This was written at the suggestion of my good friend KM.  I’m not sure I fully went the direction she intended; but then again, I know I probably went too far left and alienated some friends…and family, who are on the other side as well.  That said, fuck you all kindly, this is my blog…get … Continue reading

Ramblings of an Addict

I’ve been gone a while…I know; and I can’t promise I’m even really coming back; but I figured I’d write something  just to let the one or two people who check, know I’m not dead.  I’m undergoing a massive reformation.  By massive, I mean ‘fuck-me-right-in-the-face, this-shit-is-hard’ kind of reformation.   Who decided being healthy is cool?  … Continue reading

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