The Parking Handicapped

Posted by graysonjack on August 15, 2011 · 10 Comments 

I have a question; is it bad form to leave a note on someone’s car if they’re parked like Helen Keller in a station wagon?  *Best Jerry Seinfeld impression*  “What iiiiiis the deal?!”  It’s one thing if you have explosive diarrhea and have to stunt-car your way into a spot while desperately clenching your balloon … Continue reading →

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Say Thank You Dammit!

Posted by graysonjack on August 10, 2011 · 13 Comments 

Correct me if I’m wrong but when someone opens/holds the door open for you, at say…a gas station entrance, it’s polite to say ‘thank you’.  Am I the only son of a bitch that believes that?  I’m sorry but I didn’t stop where I was going and hold the door open for you so you … Continue reading →

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Speeding Tickets and the A-Holes Who Write Them

Posted by graysonjack on August 3, 2011 · 9 Comments 

I’m guessing if you’re of at least the age of 16, a minimum of functionally retarded and have at least 75% use of your appendages, you’ve probably received your drivers’ license.  And with that American symbol of freedom and adulthood comes the inevitable…speeding tickets.  There is absolutely nothing more infuriating than breaking the law and … Continue reading →

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